Editor defends school’s need to bounce

By Connor de Bruler

Opinion Editor

Why Winthrop would do wonders for students by purchasing a few trampolines for the West Center

Illustration by Courtney Niskala • niskalac@mytjnow.comThis school is in dire need of some trampolines. 

I know of no better way to lose weight, relax and have fun simultaneously than to jump for hours on an old-fashioned trampoline. 

We live in a world where both our work time and our leisure time encompass sitting in a chair behind the glow of a computer or television screen. It is difficult for the layman to find time for exercise. Getting on a trampoline is fun and extremely exhausting. 

The primary theme of this issue is body image. Instead of going over the same information about bulimia and fashion models, I’ve decided to present a solution to this generation’s body problems. 

I propose that Winthrop University designate an area inside the West Center for two or three netted trampolines. I’d be there all day on the weekends jumping to my hearts content (My heart is very rarely content by the way).

I grew up on trampolines, enjoying the adrenaline rush and the awesome quad workout. I used to fight on trampolines. When my best friend joined the Marines last year, we started sparring on the trampoline again to keep his combat skills up while he was away from the base. 

I’ve also fallen off several trampolines. My neighbors kept there woodpile for their fireplace near the trampoline for some odd reason and I once fell backward onto the jagged splinters. 

Trampoline accidents are a thing of the past now that  safety nets are an industry standard for recreational trampolines. 

The rebounding motion on a soft surface can actually help the lymphatic system as well as detoxify fatty tissues from the body, according to HealthDaily.com. 

If the administration would set aside a measly $300, we could have some awesome trampolines in the West Center. We could have a whole row of professional gymnast’s trampolines.   

This issue might not be as hard-hitting as others I have written, but I think a lot more can be done about it much sooner. All the president has to do is say, “Fine, get them the trampolines,” and that would be the end of it. The students shouldn’t have to plead for the right to bounce up and down, back and forth and up and down again. 

I want every student to cut out this column and send it to the president’s office. If you wish, you may also write a letter illustrating the awesome mid-air stunts you plan to pull off when you finally get to jump on the new trampolines. 

There is no reason to wait. We must act now. It’s our school.